Fashion Jokes : doggie position

It has been studied and determined that the most often used
Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs...
And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Fashion Jokes : Facy Dress

The trendy dresser fancied himself quite the lady-killer, and was delighted to find a note pinned inside a new shirt. It contained a girl's name and address and asked the recipient to send a photograph. How romantic, he thought to himself, very taken with the idea that this mystery woman was so eager to meet him, and promptly mailed off a note and a photograph.

Heart aflutter, he opened her response. It read, 'Thanks for writing. I was just curious to see what kind of guy would buy such a funny shirt.'